Prostitute and Armed Robber

A nursery 1 pupil in a Danfo bus from school was reciting d day’s lesson at school; “If my dad is a cock & my mum is a hen, I’ll b a chick!” “If my dad is a lion & my mum a lioness, I’ll b a cub!” “If my dad is a king & my mum a queen, I’ll be a prince!” D danfo driver was irritated by d noise n told d boy 2 stop bt he didn’t…….
Then the driver shouted, “What if ur mum na prostitute & ur dad na armed robber?”……. . D boy replied, “I’ll be a
danfo driver!😳😆😆😆
………..and that was how the fight started!