CALL TO GLORY! We the entire family of Carbohydrate of balance diet local government area regret to announce the death of our father,brother & grandfather Mr Rice who died in fire accident along pot express road,he was age 50cups he's survived by mrs Stew-wife, curry & thyme-twin daughters, Onions & maggi-Sons-inlaw- Burial arrangement 25th December …
Category: Jokes and Comedy
Who is the funniest man
Who is the funniest? 1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi..... 2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. 3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept 4. A TIV man who watched the news …
5 undeniable facts about Life
5ive undeniable Facts of Life : 1. Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be Happy so when they grow up, they will know the value of things and not the price. 2. Best awarded words in London ... "Eat your food as your medicines. Otherwise, you have to eat medicines as …
CHRISTMAS GIFT
ATTENTION PLS!!! 4 those of u dat will start surprising me wit provisns 4 Christmas, let me inform u dat I don't want bournvita this time around coz it makes me sleep a lot, I prefer milo (Baba Sala) coz I need a lot of energy, also three crowns milk nauseates me, I prefer peak …
CHRISTMAS INVITATION
A man in Naija calls his son in South Africa last week &says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that yourmother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery isenough"."Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams."We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", thefather says. …
Some funny facts
CRAZINESS - Is when someone buys BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord dey pursue his mama bcos of #12,000 HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH -Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.(wetin u go put inside d wallet?) STUPIDITY :- Is someone having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment (Eko …
WEEWEECHU
Emeka & Nkiru were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cool night. Emeka grabs Nkiru's hands, draws her closer to him, kisses her & says,"Baby! You know I so much love you. There's no one here. Its just us. Let's do WEEWEECHU. "Nkiru looks around & says, "My love, I don't want to …
Joke on stare
Three friends went to China for a vacation. They lodged in a five star hotel. They ended up being on the sixtieth floor. The policy of the hotel was that, at midnight, the elevator is always shut down. The next day, they rented a car and explored the city. After having a nice time, they …
My pastor put me in trouble
Why Do Some PASTORS Like To Put Somebody Into Trouble? I was in church today when Pastor said: "It's time to say hello to your Neighbours, shake hands and lets get to know each other." I said hello to the person sitting to my left and to the one sitting to my right.. We introduced …
Mtn joke
I DONT UNDERSTAND MYSELF & MTN AGAIN OOOO...!!!*** Nowadays, I dey feel like I'm dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text message from dem. # It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other. VERY SOON, MTN WILL BE …
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